NO ROOM FOR PRIVATE EQUITY

Physician-owned coffee and tea. No board. No investors. No fine print.

They'll tell you it's the patients. It's never the patients.

It's the inbox that never empties. The click, then the click, then the click. The note that outlasted the visit. The "upgrade" nobody asked for. The software that came with no promise it would even work, and somehow still owns the feedback you gave it.

Most of us never signed up for this. A lot of us never got to sign at all.

But this is ours. Coffee and tea from a working physician. No board, no investors, nobody three floors up optimizing your day for someone else's margin.

We don't have room for private equity.

Want all five in one click? NO ROOM FOR PRIVATE EQUITY, THE SET is three coffees and two teas in one box, $79.99, ships free. Or pick them off one at a time below.