{"title":"THE WAITING ROOM","description":"\u003cp\u003eNobody has come to get you yet.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eCoffee for everyone who has sat in one. The magazines are old, the clock is slow, and the little window closed an hour ago. These are for the people on the other side of that door, and for anyone who suspects it should not work this way.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eThere is another way to see a doctor.\u003c\/strong\u003e A flat monthly fee, no insurance company in the middle, and a doctor who has the time to sit down. It is called direct primary care. We did not invent it. We just left to do it.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eFind one near you at \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/caringdirectly.com\"\u003ecaringdirectly.com\u003c\/a\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003ePhysician owned, because a doctor got tired of it too. Despite it all, we're still here.\u003c\/p\u003e","products":[{"product_id":"deductible-not-met","title":"DEDUCTIBLE NOT MET","description":"\u003cdiv style=\"padding:14px 16px;border-left:4px solid #17191A;background:#F3F5F0;margin:0 0 16px;\"\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin:0 0 6px;font-size:11px;letter-spacing:.14em;text-transform:uppercase;\"\u003eThe short version\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin:0;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eUnflavored Italian roast, the roaster's darkest.\u003c\/strong\u003e Specialty grade Arabica and Robusta, slow roasted until heavy and bold. Ground or whole bean.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eSpecialty grade Arabica and Robusta, slow roasted to the darkest roast on the list until it is heavy and bold, and nothing about it is going to be waived, reduced, or applied to next year.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eRoast\u003c\/strong\u003e: Italian, the darkest we carry\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eBlend\u003c\/strong\u003e: Specialty grade Arabica and Robusta, slow roasted\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eNote\u003c\/strong\u003e: This is unflavored coffee. The notes come from the bean and the roast, nothing added.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"why-this-bag\" style=\"margin-top:22px;padding:14px 16px;border-left:4px solid #17191A;background:#F3F5F0;\"\u003e\n\u003c!-- why-this-bag --\u003e\u003cp style=\"margin:0 0 6px;font-size:11px;letter-spacing:.14em;text-transform:uppercase;\"\u003eWhy this bag exists\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin:0;\"\u003eDark, bitter, and somehow still your responsibility. Named for the line on every January statement. \u003ca href=\"\/blogs\/news\/tagged\/bag-stories\"\u003eMore bag stories\u003c\/a\u003e · Named by a family physician who still owns her practice. \u003ca href=\"\/pages\/about\"\u003eAbout\u003c\/a\u003e · \u003ca href=\"\/pages\/brew-guide\"\u003eHow to brew it\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"Chief Complaint Coffee \u0026 Tea","offers":[{"title":"Standard \/ 12oz","offer_id":62218600710514,"sku":"C-TITALIAN ROAST-ST-12OZ-BL","price":22.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Whole Bean \/ 12oz","offer_id":62218600841586,"sku":"C-TITALIAN ROAST-WH-12OZ-BL","price":22.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0994\/4973\/3490\/files\/Deductible12ozStdGrind.jpg?v=1789189438"},{"product_id":"not-accepting-new-patients","title":"NOT ACCEPTING NEW PATIENTS","description":"\u003cdiv style=\"padding:14px 16px;border-left:4px solid #17191A;background:#F3F5F0;margin:0 0 16px;\"\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin:0 0 6px;font-size:11px;letter-spacing:.14em;text-transform:uppercase;\"\u003eThe short version\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin:0;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eUnflavored single origin Papua New Guinea, medium roast.\u003c\/strong\u003e Tastes like blueberry, plum, spiced apple cider, and chocolate, all from the bean, nothing added. 12 oz, ground or whole bean.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eSingle origin from Ulya in Jiwaka Province, Papua New Guinea, grown in volcanic loam at 1,500 to 1,700 meters and processed full natural, dried in the sun. Blueberry and plum, spiced apple cider, a little rose and nutmeg, and chocolate underneath. Every doctor in town has a waitlist. This one takes you today.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eRoast\u003c\/strong\u003e: Medium\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eTasting Profile\u003c\/strong\u003e: Blueberry, plum, spiced apple cider, rose, nutmeg, chocolate\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eRegion\u003c\/strong\u003e: Ulya, Jiwaka Province, Papua New Guinea\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eAltitude\u003c\/strong\u003e: 1,500 to 1,700 M\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eVariety\u003c\/strong\u003e: Bourbon, Arusha, Typica\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSoil Type\u003c\/strong\u003e: Volcanic loam\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eProcess\u003c\/strong\u003e: Full natural, sun dried\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eNote\u003c\/strong\u003e: blueberry, apple cider, nutmeg, and chocolate here are tasting notes, not ingredients. This is unflavored single origin coffee. The notes come from the bean and the roast, nothing added.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"why-this-bag\" style=\"margin-top:22px;padding:14px 16px;border-left:4px solid #17191A;background:#F3F5F0;\"\u003e\n\u003c!-- why-this-bag --\u003e\u003cp style=\"margin:0 0 6px;font-size:11px;letter-spacing:.14em;text-transform:uppercase;\"\u003eWhy this bag exists\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin:0;\"\u003eNamed for the four words on every clinic door in town. 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