{"title":"For Everyone Else Who Runs The Place","description":"\u003cp\u003ePAs, NPs, pharmacists, respiratory therapists, techs, medical assistants, unit clerks. The people the schedule does not run without and the thank you notes usually skip.\u003c\/p\u003e","products":[{"product_id":"the-standing-order","title":"THE STANDING ORDER","description":"\u003cdiv style=\"padding:14px 16px;border-left:4px solid #17191A;background:#F3F5F0;margin:0 0 16px;\"\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin:0 0 6px;font-size:11px;letter-spacing:.14em;text-transform:uppercase;\"\u003eThe short version\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin:0;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSixty capsules of our Original Roast\u003c\/strong\u003e, balanced and smooth. Works in any Keurig-style brewer. Two months of mornings, one box, ships free.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eSixty single-use capsules of our Original Roast, the everyday cup with nothing to argue about. Balanced, smooth, and the same every time, which is the whole point of a capsule.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eA standing order is written once and filled every day after without anyone having to ask. Sixty capsules is two months of mornings, or one month of a break room, handled.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eEvery capsule is sealed with no oxygen inside, so the last one tastes like the first. An improved filter keeps the water in contact with the grounds instead of shooting through the middle, so the cup comes out full rather than thin. Works in any Keurig-style brewer.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eSixty capsules, one box, ships free. Buying for a whole unit? Email hello@chiefcomplaintcoffee.com.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"why-this-bag\" style=\"margin-top:22px;padding:14px 16px;border-left:4px solid #17191A;background:#F3F5F0;\"\u003e\n\u003c!-- why-this-bag --\u003e\u003cp style=\"margin:0 0 6px;font-size:11px;letter-spacing:.14em;text-transform:uppercase;\"\u003eWhy this box exists\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin:0;\"\u003eSixty capsules. Named for the order that does not need to be re-signed every morning. \u003ca href=\"\/blogs\/news\/tagged\/bag-stories\"\u003eMore bag stories\u003c\/a\u003e · Named by a family physician who still owns her practice. \u003ca href=\"\/pages\/about\"\u003eAbout\u003c\/a\u003e · \u003ca href=\"\/pages\/brew-guide\"\u003eHow to brew it\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"chiefcomplaintcoffee","offers":[{"title":"Standard \/ 60 Pack","offer_id":62218656153970,"sku":"C-BLEND-ST-60PACK-BL","price":64.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0994\/4973\/3490\/files\/Standing_Order_60_coffee_bag_blank_final_latest.jpg?v=1789743735"},{"product_id":"the-consult-team","title":"THE CONSULT TEAM","description":"\u003cdiv style=\"padding:14px 16px;border-left:4px solid #17191A;background:#F3F5F0;margin:0 0 16px;\"\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin:0 0 6px;font-size:11px;letter-spacing:.14em;text-transform:uppercase;\"\u003eThe short version\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin:0;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eUnflavored six-bean blend, medium dark roast.\u003c\/strong\u003e Coffees from around the world, built for espresso and good in a French press. Espresso grind, ground, or whole bean.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eSix coffees from around the world, blended on purpose and roasted medium dark. Each one brings something the others cannot, which is the only reason to call them in. Pulls beautifully as espresso and holds up in a French press.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eRoast\u003c\/strong\u003e: Medium dark\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eBlend\u003c\/strong\u003e: Six coffees from around the world\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eBest for\u003c\/strong\u003e: Espresso or French press\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eNote\u003c\/strong\u003e: This is unflavored coffee. The notes come from the bean and the roast, nothing added.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIn December\u003c\/strong\u003e: this blend also goes out as \u003ca href=\"\/products\/holiday-coverage\"\u003eHOLIDAY COVERAGE\u003c\/a\u003e. Same six beans, holiday name.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"why-this-bag\" style=\"margin-top:22px;padding:14px 16px;border-left:4px solid #17191A;background:#F3F5F0;\"\u003e\n\u003c!-- why-this-bag --\u003e\u003cp style=\"margin:0 0 6px;font-size:11px;letter-spacing:.14em;text-transform:uppercase;\"\u003eWhy this bag exists\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin:0;\"\u003eSix beans, one opinion. Named for the specialists you page when you need more than one. \u003ca href=\"\/blogs\/news\/tagged\/bag-stories\"\u003eMore bag stories\u003c\/a\u003e · Named by a family physician who still owns her practice. \u003ca href=\"\/pages\/about\"\u003eAbout\u003c\/a\u003e · \u003ca href=\"\/pages\/brew-guide\"\u003eHow to brew it\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"Chief Complaint Coffee \u0026 Tea","offers":[{"title":"Espresso \/ 12oz","offer_id":62218658644338,"sku":"C-6 BEAN BLEND-ES-12OZ-BL","price":22.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Standard \/ 12oz","offer_id":62218658808178,"sku":"C-6 BEAN BLEND-ST-12OZ-BL","price":22.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Whole Bean \/ 12oz","offer_id":62218659004786,"sku":"C-6 BEAN BLEND-WH-12OZ-BL","price":22.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0994\/4973\/3490\/files\/ConsultEspressoBag.jpg?v=1789077328"},{"product_id":"co-managed","title":"CO-MANAGED","description":"\u003cdiv style=\"padding:14px 16px;border-left:4px solid #17191A;background:#F3F5F0;margin:0 0 16px;\"\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin:0 0 6px;font-size:11px;letter-spacing:.14em;text-transform:uppercase;\"\u003eThe short version\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin:0;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eUnflavored blend of medium and dark roasted coffee.\u003c\/strong\u003e Cocoa, caramel, and vanilla tones, all from the bean, nothing added. Ground or whole bean.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eBoth dark and medium roasted coffee in a single blend, with cocoa, caramel, and vanilla tones. Shared between two, which is how the good ones are run.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eRoast\u003c\/strong\u003e: Medium and dark, in one blend\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eTasting Profile\u003c\/strong\u003e: Cocoa, caramel, vanilla\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eNote\u003c\/strong\u003e: Cocoa, caramel, and vanilla here are tasting notes, not ingredients. This is unflavored coffee. The notes come from the bean and the roast, nothing added.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"why-this-bag\" style=\"margin-top:22px;padding:14px 16px;border-left:4px solid #17191A;background:#F3F5F0;\"\u003e\n\u003c!-- why-this-bag --\u003e\u003cp style=\"margin:0 0 6px;font-size:11px;letter-spacing:.14em;text-transform:uppercase;\"\u003eWhy this bag exists\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin:0;\"\u003eMedium and dark, sharing one bag. 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Hazelnut, molasses, and graham cracker in the cup, medium body, and proof that the long shift is sometimes worth it.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eRoast\u003c\/strong\u003e: Medium\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eTasting Profile\u003c\/strong\u003e: Hazelnut, molasses, graham cracker\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eRegion\u003c\/strong\u003e: Jinotega, Nicaragua\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eVariety\u003c\/strong\u003e: Caturra, Catuai, Bourbon, Catimor, Maragogype\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eAltitude\u003c\/strong\u003e: 1,000 to 1,400 M\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eProcess\u003c\/strong\u003e: Fully washed, sun dried\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eAllergen note\u003c\/strong\u003e: hazelnut here is a tasting note, not an ingredient. This is unflavored coffee.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"why-this-bag\" style=\"margin-top:22px;padding:14px 16px;border-left:4px solid #17191A;background:#F3F5F0;\"\u003e\n\u003c!-- why-this-bag --\u003e\u003cp style=\"margin:0 0 6px;font-size:11px;letter-spacing:.14em;text-transform:uppercase;\"\u003eWhy this bag exists\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin:0;\"\u003eNamed for the nursing shift that starts at seven and ends when it ends. \u003ca href=\"\/blogs\/news\/tagged\/bag-stories\"\u003eMore bag stories\u003c\/a\u003e · Named by a family physician who still owns her practice. \u003ca href=\"\/pages\/about\"\u003eAbout\u003c\/a\u003e · \u003ca href=\"\/pages\/brew-guide\"\u003eHow to brew it\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"Chief Complaint Coffee \u0026 Tea","offers":[{"title":"Standard \/ 12oz","offer_id":62218666082674,"sku":"C-NICARAGUA-ST-12OZ-BL","price":22.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Whole Bean \/ 12oz","offer_id":62218666246514,"sku":"C-NICARAGUA-WH-12OZ-BL","price":22.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0994\/4973\/3490\/files\/TwelveHoursNicaraguaWholeBag.jpg?v=1789065196"},{"product_id":"the-break-room","title":"THE BREAK ROOM","description":"\u003cp\u003eA medium roast with medium body, the roaster's signature blend of origin coffees built to be poured all day and still taste like something. Everything you wanted from the pot down the hall, and nothing you actually got.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eRoast\u003c\/strong\u003e: Medium\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"why-this-bag\" style=\"margin-top:22px;padding:14px 16px;border-left:4px solid #17191A;background:#F3F5F0;\"\u003e\n\u003c!-- why-this-bag --\u003e\u003cp style=\"margin:0 0 6px;font-size:11px;letter-spacing:.14em;text-transform:uppercase;\"\u003eWhy this bag exists\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin:0;\"\u003eDiner coffee, done properly. 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Deep, bold, with chocolate tones and nothing about it is going to be waived, reduced, or appealed.\n\u003cdiv class=\"why-this-bag\" style=\"margin-top:22px;padding:14px 16px;border-left:4px solid #17191A;background:#F3F5F0;\"\u003e\n\u003c!-- why-this-bag --\u003e\u003cp style=\"margin:0 0 6px;font-size:11px;letter-spacing:.14em;text-transform:uppercase;\"\u003eWhy this bag exists\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin:0;\"\u003eNamed for the family physician who still does all of it, including the hard parts. \u003ca href=\"\/blogs\/news\/tagged\/bag-stories\"\u003eMore bag stories\u003c\/a\u003e · Named by a family physician who still owns her practice. \u003ca href=\"\/pages\/about\"\u003eAbout\u003c\/a\u003e · \u003ca href=\"\/pages\/brew-guide\"\u003eHow to brew it\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"Chief Complaint Coffee \u0026 Tea","offers":[{"title":"Espresso \/ 12oz","offer_id":62218670670194,"sku":"C-FRENCH ROAST-ES-12OZ-BL","price":22.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Standard \/ 12oz","offer_id":62218670801266,"sku":"C-FRENCH ROAST-ST-12OZ-BL","price":22.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Whole Bean \/ 12oz","offer_id":62218670932338,"sku":"C-FRENCH ROAST-WH-12OZ-BL","price":22.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0994\/4973\/3490\/files\/FullScopeEspressoBag.jpg?v=1789078107"},{"product_id":"the-full-panel","title":"THE FULL PANEL","description":"\u003cdiv style=\"padding:14px 16px;border-left:4px solid #17191A;background:#F3F5F0;margin:0 0 16px;\"\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin:0 0 6px;font-size:11px;letter-spacing:.14em;text-transform:uppercase;\"\u003eThe short version\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin:0;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSix unflavored single origin coffees. Nothing is added to any of them.\u003c\/strong\u003e Every flavor named below, chocolate included, is a tasting note: what the bean itself tastes like, the way a wine tastes like cherry without a single cherry in it. Want coffee that actually has flavoring in it? That pack is \u003ca href=\"\/products\/cut-out-the-middleman\"\u003eCUT OUT THE MIDDLEMAN\u003c\/a\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eSix of our most popular single origins in 2oz packs, ordered all at once because you would rather have the whole picture than guess. Brazil Santos that tastes like chocolate and mandarin orange, Colombia like dark chocolate, mango and peach, Costa Rica like pineapple juice and blackberry, Ethiopia like caramel, vanilla and berry, Honduras like apple and dark chocolate, and Tanzania like cranberry and lemon-lime.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eNone of these are flavored.\u003c\/strong\u003e The chocolate, pineapple, cranberry, and the rest come from the bean and the roast, not from flavoring oils.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat arrives\u003c\/strong\u003e: six sealed 2 oz bags, each labeled by our roaster with the origin names below. The pack is ours. The specimens come straight from the lab.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eBrazil Santos.\u003c\/strong\u003e Medium. Tastes like: smooth body, chocolate, mandarin orange. From the bean, nothing added. Sul de Minas. 950-1,100 M. Natural.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eColombia.\u003c\/strong\u003e Medium. Tastes like: dark chocolate, mango, peach. From the bean, nothing added. Tolima. 1,500-2,100 M. Washed, sun dried.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCosta Rica.\u003c\/strong\u003e Medium-light. Tastes like: pineapple juice, blackberry, almond. Tarrazú. 1,300-1,600 M. Fully washed.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eEthiopia.\u003c\/strong\u003e Medium-light. Tastes like: caramel, vanilla, floral, berry. Sidama. 2,000-2,200 M. Natural.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eHonduras.\u003c\/strong\u003e Medium-dark. Tastes like: apple, dark chocolate, nuts. From the bean, nothing added. 1,200-1,600 M. Washed.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eTanzania.\u003c\/strong\u003e Medium-light. Tastes like: cranberry, lemon-lime, fruity. Peaberry from Mount Kilimanjaro. Fully washed.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eAllergen note\u003c\/strong\u003e: almond and nuts here are tasting notes, not ingredients. There are no nuts in any of these coffees.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"why-this-bag\" style=\"margin-top:22px;padding:14px 16px;border-left:4px solid #17191A;background:#F3F5F0;\"\u003e\n\u003c!-- why-this-bag --\u003e\u003cp style=\"margin:0 0 6px;font-size:11px;letter-spacing:.14em;text-transform:uppercase;\"\u003eWhy this bag exists\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin:0;\"\u003eSix single origins. 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The sharp, wide-awake one. 12 oz or 1 LB, ground or whole bean.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eBright, sharp, and unbought. 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This is unflavored single origin coffee. The notes come from the bean and the roast, nothing added.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"why-this-bag\" style=\"margin-top:22px;padding:14px 16px;border-left:4px solid #17191A;background:#F3F5F0;\"\u003e\n\u003c!-- why-this-bag --\u003e\u003cp style=\"margin:0 0 6px;font-size:11px;letter-spacing:.14em;text-transform:uppercase;\"\u003eWhy this bag exists\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin:0;\"\u003eBright, sharp, and named for the form that stands between a physician's decision and the patient getting it. \u003ca href=\"\/blogs\/news\/tagged\/bag-stories\"\u003eMore bag stories\u003c\/a\u003e · Named by a family physician who still owns her practice. \u003ca href=\"\/pages\/about\"\u003eAbout\u003c\/a\u003e · \u003ca href=\"\/pages\/brew-guide\"\u003eHow to brew it\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"Chief Complaint Coffee \u0026 Tea","offers":[{"title":"Standard \/ 12oz","offer_id":62218679222642,"sku":"C-KENYA-ST-12OZ-BL","price":22.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Standard \/ 1 LB","offer_id":62321535517042,"sku":"C-KENYA-ST-1LB-BL","price":31.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Whole Bean \/ 12oz","offer_id":62218679353714,"sku":"C-KENYA-WH-12OZ-BL","price":22.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Coarse \/ 12oz","offer_id":62321535484274,"sku":"C-KENYA-CO-12OZ-BL","price":22.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0994\/4973\/3490\/files\/NOPRIORAUTH12OzWHOLENewtcr_coffee_blank_final_latest.jpg?v=1788771070"},{"product_id":"chief-complaint-coffee-tea-gift-card","title":"Chief Complaint Coffee \u0026 Tea Gift Card","description":"\u003cp\u003eFor when you know they need a good cup but not which one. Coffee or tea, whichever way they lean, and nobody has to guess.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eRedeemable across the whole store: 12 oz bags, sample packs, loose leaf tea, instant, capsules and merch. Everything is roasted or packed in frequent small batches once they order, so it ships fresh rather than off a shelf.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eDelivered by email with a code. No expiration, because the last thing anyone needs is another deadline.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eDespite it all, we're still here.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"chiefcomplaintcoffee","offers":[{"title":"$25.00","offer_id":62280378745202,"sku":null,"price":25.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"$50.00","offer_id":62280378777970,"sku":null,"price":50.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"$75.00","offer_id":62280378810738,"sku":null,"price":75.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"$100.00","offer_id":62280378843506,"sku":null,"price":100.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0994\/4973\/3490\/files\/CHIEFCOMPLAINTCOFFEEGIFTCARD.png?v=1788445996"},{"product_id":"the-differential","title":"THE DIFFERENTIAL","description":"\u003cdiv style=\"padding:14px 16px;border-left:4px solid #17191A;background:#F3F5F0;margin:0 0 16px;\"\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin:0 0 6px;font-size:11px;letter-spacing:.14em;text-transform:uppercase;\"\u003eThe short version\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin:0;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSix best sellers, 2 oz each, none of them flavored.\u003c\/strong\u003e Two dark blends, a smooth breakfast blend, and three single origins. Every chocolate below is a tasting note from the bean, not an ingredient.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eSix of our best sellers in 2 oz packs. Six possibilities, one order, rule them out one cup at a time.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e6Bean and Cowboy on the dark end, Breakfast Blend for the smooth mornings, and single origin Peru, Mexico, and Bali running the range from lemon and herbal through brown sugar and dark chocolate to baker's chocolate and molasses.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eNote\u003c\/strong\u003e: nothing in this pack is flavored. Chocolate, brown sugar, and molasses are tasting notes from the bean and the roast, not added flavors. The flavored pack is \u003ca href=\"\/products\/cut-out-the-middleman\"\u003eCUT OUT THE MIDDLEMAN\u003c\/a\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"why-this-bag\" style=\"margin-top:22px;padding:14px 16px;border-left:4px solid #17191A;background:#F3F5F0;\"\u003e\n\u003c!-- why-this-bag --\u003e\u003cp style=\"margin:0 0 6px;font-size:11px;letter-spacing:.14em;text-transform:uppercase;\"\u003eWhy this bag exists\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin:0;\"\u003eSix best sellers. Named for the list you write before you know the answer. \u003ca href=\"\/blogs\/news\/tagged\/bag-stories\"\u003eMore bag stories\u003c\/a\u003e · Named by a family physician who still owns her practice. \u003ca href=\"\/pages\/about\"\u003eAbout\u003c\/a\u003e · \u003ca href=\"\/pages\/brew-guide\"\u003eHow to brew it\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"Chief Complaint Coffee \u0026 Tea","offers":[{"title":"Standard \/ 6-count 2oz sample packs","offer_id":62338805563762,"sku":"C-BSPACK-ST-12OZ-BL","price":26.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0994\/4973\/3490\/files\/Differential_std_bag_12_oz_e0d3c047-3936-4c11-8f94-b31af3021909.jpg?v=1789494983"},{"product_id":"cut-out-the-middleman","title":"CUT OUT THE MIDDLEMAN","description":"\u003cdiv style=\"padding:14px 16px;border-left:4px solid #17191A;background:#F3F5F0;margin:0 0 16px;\"\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin:0 0 6px;font-size:11px;letter-spacing:.14em;text-transform:uppercase;\"\u003eThe short version\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin:0;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eThis is the flavored pack.\u003c\/strong\u003e Six coffees, 2 oz each: French vanilla, hazelnut, caramel, mocha, cinnamon roll, cinnamon hazelnut, flavored with natural oils. 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